|Garlic: "We will not be deterred."|
The Black-Capped Chickadee has appeared on the blog before.
|Chickadee: "You know I expect to reimbursed for this photo shoot, right?"|
Me: "Uh, yeah, it's called the food that I put out for you."
|Me: "Consider yourself totally fucking paid."|
|Second Chickadee: "What's this I hear? |
We get food for letting that crazy chick take our photos?"
|Second Chickadee: "I work hard for the money."|
|Titmouse: "So hard for it, honey."|
|Titmouse: "...nom nom..."|
|Chickadee: "What you got over there, yo?"|
|Male Cardinal: "Somebody needs to come clean this shit up."|
|Male Cardinal: "I'm being the change I want to see in the world."|
|Female Cardinal: "Let's hear it for the girls."|
Nuthatch: "I'm sexually ambiguous."
|Female Cardinal: "I'm totally surviving this shit. |
I didn't get this fat for nothing. You know what I'm sayin'?"
Nuthatch: "No, I'm just here because peanuts are out of season."
|Male Cardinal: "It's okay baby, I think you're hot."|
|Mourning Dove: "Did somebody say clean-up on aisle porch?"|
|Mourning Dove: "We work hard, so you don't have to."|
Me: "I still have to sweep the shells up."
Mourning Dove: "No response."
|Mourning Dove 1: "I can't believe we're standing in |
the snow. You know, she's got feeders on the porch?"
Mourning Dove 2: "Duh-duh duh-duh."
|Mourning Dove 2: "Duh-duh duh-duh."|
Mourning Dove 1: "I mated an idiot."
|Song Sparrow: "I want you to notice when I'm not around."|
|Song Sparrow: "You're so fucking |
special, I wish I was special."
|Song Sparrow: "But I'm a creep,|
I'm a weird-ohhh."
|Nuthatch: "What the hell am I |
doing here? I don't belong here."
|Nuthatch: "Radiohead and Donna Summer should so sue us."|
|Male Cardinal: "I don't think people can sue birds."|
Junco: "Uh, yeah, I think they have to sue crazy chick."