One of these days, I'm going to get around to putting a simple wooden bench between them.
Firefly and Serenity (who are you calling weird?).
I received Wash as a yearling from the Arbor Day Foundation. He's (I always refer to the tree in the masculine because of the character he's named after) now over six-feet tall and produced his first -and only- apple last year. It was eaten by a deer.