Inmate No. 11593-051
Yes, that is an honest-to-Goddess mullet.
Please do not think that all us West Virginians look that way (honestly, I don't see many mullets here - I saw more when I lived in Virginia).
Yes, he is an inmate at Beaumont Federal Correctional Institution in Texas (emphasis on Texas) for extortion.
He's not actually from WV. Praise Jesus!
(A perk of being eclectic pagan: I can mix religious phrases, if I want to and, because of that beautiful First Amendment in the United States Constitution -not to be confused that unconstitutional "Amendment One" crap that North Carolina has pushed through- no one can tell me that I can't mix religions. And I feel like I have to - someone has to show those uptight pseudo-religious pricks just how easy it is to reconcile different belief systems).
Yes, 41% of the state voted for him. I can honestly swear, by all that is Sacred and Holy, on Mother Earth and Father Sky, I did not vote for this man.
Seriously, I'm worried about how my submissions will be received today. Now, I wish I didn't have to include that pesky contact information that clearly tells everyone where I'm living.